Each day we offer headlines from the world press along with our comments.

USA, NY Daily News: “Man Robs Store To Get Health Care”
That’s OK, Republicans rob America to give wealthy better health care.

Ireland, Independent: “Jailed For Being Critical of Salty Noodles”
This leaves me with a desire for a drink,

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Five People With No Jobs Get Paid”
Big deal, over 400 in Congress who never work get paid.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Dead In Portable Toilet”
One shitty story if you ask me.

Egypt, Al Ahram: “Going Nowhere”
Sounds like America in 2011.

USA, Army Times: “Accused Of Impersonating Soldier”
Send him to the front line so he can impersonate fighting.

France, Connexion: ‘Marries Dead Partner”
Did she consummate the marriage?