Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Sweden, Local: “Swedish Church Members Don’t Believe In Christ”
How about Mohammad?

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Princess Of Wales”
Well, she made a whale of a marriage!

Russia, Moscow Times: “Governor Out Over Worm Scandal”
Let’s see him try to get out of this one!

UK,The Independent: “Circus Ban Petition”
Let’s not clown around with such ideas.

UK, Guardian: “Afghanistan Faces Insolvency”
I think they face a worse problem in Taliban solvency.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Chicken Recall”
Cluck, cluck

South Africa, Argus: “Green Lantern Film”
I think it flickered into nothing worthy.