Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Denmark,Copenhagen Post; “Portrait Of Danish Soldier”
Eating a Danish, I assume.

Turkey, Hurriyet; “No Islands For Sale”
However, in America we have a nation to sell to Wall Street

Sweden, The Local: “Sweden Enforces New Litter Law
You WILL litter or go to jail!

Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Soldier Found In Store With Doll”
A lot better than being found in store with a gun.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Prisoner Tries Escaping in Suitcase”
At least he didn’t try escaping with a gun.

Norway, Norway Post: “Teens Drink Less Alcohol”
But, boy do they smoke pot!

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Minister Demands Boycott Of Denmark”
Does that mean no more Danish for me in the morning?

Canada, Toronto Star: “I Will Never Do That Again”
Vote for Obama?