Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Romania, Nine O’Clock: 55 Teachers Expelled for Cheating”
How about making them stand in corner wearing dunce caps?

Kenya, Daily Nation: “I Am Not A Dictator”
I just give the orders, others have to carry them out.

Netherlands, Radio Netherlands: “Famine In Somalia”
Strange, no imams protesting Muslim famines?

Qatar, Gulf Times; “Workers Bored With Jobs”
In America, about 17 million would end their boredom if they could GET a job!

Bulgaria, Sofia Echo: “Politics Of Crime”
By any name it is still spelled: R E P U B L I C A N

Pakistan, Dawn: “A Bizarre Theory”
Fire government workers to reduce unemployment.

UK, Independent: “34,000 Police To Be Axed”
Now, that is good news for criminals.