Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
South Africa, Argus: “Two More Baboons In
Gee, I thought there were over 240 in the House of Representatives.
Ireland, Independent: “Miss Piggy Comments Hurt”
Frankly, I prefer her comments to those of John Boehner.
Turkey, Hurriyet: Mother Kills Him For Marrying Girl”
Sounds, like a nice Jewish mother to me.
UK, Guardian: “BAA Must Sell Airports”
I guess the planes can land on highways.
USA, Army Times: “Would You Vote For Toxic Leader?”
We did, the Tea Party folk!
Norway, Norway Post: “Here Comes The Tequila Part”
After Republicans mess up our economy, being drunk won’t look so bad.
Russia, Moscow Times: “Cop Fired For Urinating On Door”
At least, he didn’t urinate on prisoners.
Sweden, Local: “Recycle Cremation Waste”
I’m certain press agents can come up with a new campaign for a political leader.