Each day we offer a summary of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
France, Connexion: “Toddler Walks A Mile”
Offer a free Big Mac and kids will go a mile for it.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Turning Garbage Into Gas”
Now, this is one thing Republicans in Congress can do, transform their garbage into fuel!
Sweden, Local: “Men Jailed For Shooting Each Other in Duel”
Next time, shoot straight and their will be no jail time.
UK,Independent: “Charlie Sheen Announces TV Return”
Ah, the rant goes on and on.
Indonesia, Jakarta Post: “Employ 5,000 Preachers To Preserve Forests”
Wouldn’t one Hail Mary suffice?
Czech Republic, Prague Post: “Back In Saddle”
Sorry, Wall Street folks never got out of the saddle of power.
UAE, Khaleej Times: “Police Blame Protesters For Injuries”
Next time, DUCK the bullets!