HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer a summary of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

France, Connexion:   “Toddler Walks A Mile”

Offer a free Big Mac and kids will go a mile for it.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post:  “Turning Garbage Into Gas”

Now, this is one thing Republicans in Congress can do, transform their garbage into fuel!

Sweden, Local:  “Men Jailed For Shooting Each Other in Duel”

Next time, shoot straight and their will be no jail time.

UK,Independent:  “Charlie Sheen Announces TV Return”

Ah, the rant goes on and on.

Indonesia, Jakarta Post:  “Employ 5,000 Preachers To Preserve Forests”

Wouldn’t one Hail Mary suffice?

Czech Republic, Prague Post:  “Back In Saddle”

Sorry, Wall Street folks never got out of the saddle of power.

UAE, Khaleej Times:  “Police Blame Protesters For Injuries”

Next time, DUCK the bullets!