HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald:   “Bloody Saturday”

In America we wish the bloody stock market only opened on Saturday.

USA, NY Post:  “Banned From Supermarket”

Anyone who tips the scales over 200 pounds.

UK, The Independent:  “Desperate Housewives”

In these days, they are desperate because they can’t feed the kids.

Sweden, The Local:  “Lesbians Pay More For Sperm”

I know some gay guys who would love donating some.

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Assad Playing With Fire”

The fire next time might be his body.

Russia, Moscow Times:  “Medical School Denies Ghosts”

Are they covered by Medicare?

Ireland, Independent:  “Students Are Locked Out Of School”

What else was good news for students?