Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Bloody Saturday”
In America we wish the bloody stock market only opened on Saturday.
USA, NY Post: “Banned From Supermarket”
Anyone who tips the scales over 200 pounds.
UK, The Independent: “Desperate Housewives”
In these days, they are desperate because they can’t feed the kids.
Sweden, The Local: “Lesbians Pay More For Sperm”
I know some gay guys who would love donating some.
Turkey, Hurriyet: “Assad Playing With Fire”
The fire next time might be his body.
Russia, Moscow Times: “Medical School Denies Ghosts”
Are they covered by Medicare?
Ireland, Independent: “Students Are Locked Out Of School”
What else was good news for students?