Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

China, China Daily:  “Women Survives Fall From 5th Floor”

That’s what happens when you are married to Superman.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald:  “Fear Enemy Within”

Definitely, if they are within the Halls of Congress.

Norway, Norway Post:  “What Happened To Neanderthals?”

If you want to meet one, just check with the local chapter of the Tea Party.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald:  “Free Condoms”

Elect Democrats and there are sex orgies!

Sweden, The Local:  Sex Discrimination At Swedish Police Academy”

Oh, those transgenders, they are going in two directions at the same time.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post:  “Train Operator Takes Blame For Broken Arms”

When the conductor says, “jump” then you had better jump!

Egypt, Al-Ahram:  “Friday’s New Face”

I have a funny feeling it will be the same generals in charge as before.