Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Netherlands, Dutch News: “Student Arrested For Gun Possession”
I can guarantee it did not occur in Texas.
Russia, Moscow Times: “People Haters”
They are spelled: R E P U B L I C A N S
Sweden, Local: “Bank Bans Sneakers”
Does that include for bank robbers?
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Science Fiction Becomes Reality”
That would be the election of Rick Perry as president.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Students Too Complacent”
Just give them a job and see the end of complacency.
UK, Independent: “Somalia Bans Aid Workers”
Let them starve, but don’t eat foreign food!
Norway, Norway Post: “Fly Flags At Half Mast”
That is one way to acknowledge we are in a recession.