Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald:  “Palestinian Spring”

And, Israel winter.

Sweden, Local:  “Penis Enlargement OK”

I think I will piss on this story.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post:  “Selected Shopping”

Is that “shopping” or is it, “shoplifting?”

Turkey, Hurriyet:  “War At Home, War In World”

When will we get around to a war on Mars?

Russia, Moscow Times:  “Moscow Official Shot Dead”

I guess he said “no” to Putin!

Germany, Der Spiegel:  “Doctors Go On Strike”

Can patients go on strike?

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald:  “Cop Texting”

To the criminals?