Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
UK, Independent: “Cameron Calls For Can Do Optimism”
Jobless should feel confident they will continue to be jobless.
NY Daily News: “Now Is Not My Time”
Neither is tomorrow.
New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “How Mafia Can Damage Your Health”
Permanently, I assume.
Sweden, Local: “King Gives Saudi King Award”
Best lasher king on the planet.
Norway, Norway Post: “Masturbation File”
If it is the verbal masturbation file, then Glenn Beck is sole possessor.
Turkey, Hurriyet: “Elephant In Room”
When Chris Christie enters, most elephants leave due to lack of room.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “City Needs Potion Of Distortion”
Check with Fox News, it has plenty of distortion soup.