HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Sweden, Local:  “Tiger Ate My Piglets”

Big deal. Wall Street tigers ate my savings account.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post:  “Who Is Soren Fauli”

Then again, who cares?

Norway, Norway Post:  “It Seemed Crazy But It’s Right”

News that Barack Obama stood up to Congress is a crazy idea but if it happens, it is right.

Finland, Sanomat:  “Eliminate Wolves”

The ones in the forests or the ones on Wall  Street?

UK,Guardian:  “You Can Go Home Again”

If your home is in Texas, head for the nearest state!

UK, Independent: “Scotland’s Ugliest Woman”

In body or mind?

France, Connexion:  “I Still Back Berlusconi Says Bunga Bunga Girl”

I have a hunch she will be amply rewarded both physically and monetarily.

Turkey, Hurriyet:  “Unable To Communicate With Russian Space Probe”

Heck, one can’t even communicate with Prime Minister Vladmir Putin.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald:  “Top Secret File Lost”

That’s OK, we steal their top secrets, they steal our secrets.