Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Sweden, Local: “Tiger Ate My Piglets”
Big deal. Wall Street tigers ate my savings account.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Who Is Soren Fauli”
Then again, who cares?
Norway, Norway Post: “It Seemed Crazy But It’s Right”
News that Barack Obama stood up to Congress is a crazy idea but if it happens, it is right.
Finland, Sanomat: “Eliminate Wolves”
The ones in the forests or the ones on Wall Street?
UK,Guardian: “You Can Go Home Again”
If your home is in Texas, head for the nearest state!
UK, Independent: “Scotland’s Ugliest Woman”
In body or mind?
France, Connexion: “I Still Back Berlusconi Says Bunga Bunga Girl”
I have a hunch she will be amply rewarded both physically and monetarily.
Turkey, Hurriyet: “Unable To Communicate With Russian Space Probe”
Heck, one can’t even communicate with Prime Minister Vladmir Putin.
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Top Secret File Lost”
That’s OK, we steal their top secrets, they steal our secrets.