Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Sweden, Local: “Tiger Ate My Piglets”
I thought it ate your homework.
Norway, Norway Post: “Deported To Wrong Country”
Getting deported to Zimbabwe is always the wrong country.
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: ‘Perry Wants Part Time Congress”
What else should one expect from a part time mind?
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Lawsuit Against Playland”
We do not expect the US Congress to spend their time playing with their body extremities.
Turkey, Hurriyet: “Iranian Students Form Chain To Protect Nuclear Weapons”
I have a hunch they do not want nuclear weapons to leave the premises.
New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Time To Make Sacrifices”
We hear Wall Street bankers will only receive a $25 million bonus this Xmas.
UK, Independent: “Boring Congress”
It wouldn’t be so bad if the final act actually ended.
France, Connexion: “When In Copenhagen Wear A Condom”
To hold your spare change?