HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Sweden, Local:  “Tiger Ate My Piglets”

I thought it ate your homework.

Norway, Norway Post:  “Deported To Wrong Country”

Getting deported to Zimbabwe is always the wrong country.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald:  ‘Perry Wants Part Time Congress”

What else should one expect from a part time mind?

Denmark, Copenhagen Post:  “Lawsuit Against Playland”

We do not expect the US Congress to spend their time playing with their body extremities.

Turkey, Hurriyet:  “Iranian Students Form Chain  To Protect Nuclear Weapons”

I have a hunch they do not want nuclear weapons to leave the premises.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald:  “Time To Make Sacrifices”

We hear Wall Street bankers will only receive a $25 million bonus this Xmas.

UK, Independent:  “Boring  Congress”

It wouldn’t be so bad if the final act actually ended.

France, Connexion:  “When In Copenhagen Wear A Condom”

To hold your spare change?