Each week we offer headlines that appeared in the world press along with our own comments.
China, China Daily: “Don’t Kiss In Anti-Swine Flu Drive’
I would hope you avoid kissing any swine in the coming days.
USA, Stars & Stripes: “Marines Provide Safe Circumcision For Filipinos”
That’s what I term cutting it close to the edge.
Australia, West Australian: “Grandmother’s Body Barbecued”
This is what we term aged meat.
Sweden, The Local: “Storm In A D Cup”
This story leaves me breastless.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Deadly Bacteria Found In Hospital”
Isn’t that where they are supposed to be?
Saudi Arabia, Saudi Gazette: “Teacher Dies In Classroom”
No student noticed his death.
UK, Guardian: “Jamaican Thieves Steal Beach”
They are selling sand to any interested beach owner.
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Dead Woman Into Weird Sex”
If she can get a corpse to raise it, the next step is raising herself from the dead.
Oman, Oman Tribune: “Uneasy Days Ahead”
Wow, this is news
Australia, Brisbane Times: “Human Heads Mailed To Police”
They were sent COD.