Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

US, Army Times: “US Military Wants Iran To Return Drone”

I suspect this request will drone on and on before it is met.

UK, Independent:  “Bye, Bye England”

Hello, hello Europe.

Sweden, Local:  “Swedish Sex School Founder Faked It”

What a downer.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald:  “Cannabis Found In House”

I guess this house is way up there in the sky.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald:  “What You Did Was Evil”

Sorry, we are just  Republican members of Congress, that is what we are supposed to do.

Norway, Norway Post:  “Too Many Turkeys In Town”

Well, it is a conservative convention, so who else would be here?

UK, Guardian:  “I’m Sick Of  White Christmas”