HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Feared Eaten By Cannibals”

Heck, our business leaders eat up our checks each week by giving us less.

Sweden, Local:  “Lost Teddy Bear Sent Home”

At least he has a home, tell that to people losing their homes.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post:  “Who Do Danes Trust?”

I can tell you they certainly do not trust their bankers.

Turkey, Hurriyet:  “Insult Turk PM-Go To Jail”

Gee, if we sent to jail those who insult our president, there would be more outside than inside jails.

China, China Daily:  “Marriages Need Love”

Can I quote you on this one?

Indonesia, Jakarta Post:  “Malaysian Boogeyman In Jakarta”

Boo!

Netherlands, Dutch News:  “Xmas Trees Cost More”

I guess people will get scrooged.