Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

UK, Independent:  “Forced Marriages A Crime”

Of course, most marriages wind up with a criminal outcome like divorce.

France, Connexion:  “Santa Threatens Man With A Gun”

Keep your damn hands off my sled! Wait your turn for the present.

Norway, Norway Post:  “Police to Enforce School Crossings”

Linker you little brats and find yourself in jail!

Saudi Arabia, Saudi Gazette:  “Bad Bacteria Might Be  Good”

Certainly for doctors.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald:  “Water Wastes Money”

Drink Wine!

UK,Guardian:  “Nothing Says Police Brutality Like Moustache”

Scotland Yard requires one if you want to be a detective.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post:  “Mass Layoffs At Royal Theater”

Not very majestic if you ask me.

New  Zealand, New Zealand Herald:  “Act Of Evil”

Name any proposal by Republicans in Congress.