Each day we offer a sample of headlines which appeared in the world press along with our comments.
New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: ”Wealthy Folk Cash In On Xmas”
This is news??
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: ”Act of Evil”
Anything beginning with the word, Republican.
Sweden, Local: ”No Dark Haired Clerks, If You Please”
We are in Scandinavia, so trot out the blond haired folk.
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: ”Xmas Grinch Stole Jesus”
Have you checked Jerusalem?
Russia, Moscow Times: ’Police Bust Caviar Stash In Morgue”
At least the corpses will fill wealthy on their way up there.
France, Connexion: ”Sugar Scam”
This story must have a sweet ending.
South Africa, Argus: “Work On Election Reform”
We want to make certain Robert Mugabe wins before balloting begins.