HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

USA, aol:  “China Writer Butchered Murder”

Not a very novel thing to do.

Germany, Der Spiegel: “Rehabilitate Witches”

Sounds to me that this is stirring up some trouble.

USA, NY Post:  “Two US Women On Verge Of Sainthood”

Please don’t tell me there first names are Sarah and Michele!

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald:  “Melbourne Draws Desperate Greeks”

Do you have room for some desperate Americans out of work?

Sweden, Local:  “Teen Shot For Running Over Policeman”

This will give a shot in the arm to Swedish police catching criminal records.

Czech Republic, Prague Post:  “Send A Goat To Africa”

Ba, ba, ba.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald:  “I’m Not Worried”

Eventually Americans will figure out jobs are not created by firing people.