We offer headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
China, China Daily: “Scientists Send Fish On Rocket Ride”
If this is a Rush flight, I know someone else who could go.
Russia, Moscow Times: “Snowman Unite”
You have nothing to lose but your balls.
Kenya, Daily Standard: “Police Agree to Protect Women In Trousers”
Those in skirts are on their own.
USA, New York Daily News: “Bus Driver In Potty Pickle”
Just pickle the urine until there is a bus stop.
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Ask Not What You Can Do For Your Country”
If on Wall Street, ask what you can do to make money.
Canada, Toronto Star: “Condoms In School Send Wrong Message”
It depends who is on the delivery end.
Indonesia, Jakarta Post: “Leatherneck Turtle Swims From Indonesia To Oregon”
USA, Newsday: “NYC Schools Go Burger Free”
Continue the trend and you will be student free.
Germany, Der Spiegel: “Exploring Insect Sex”
I don’t think this research is cricket.
Australia, The Age: “Worse Yet To Come”
Bush could return to the presidency to clean up the mess.