Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

USA, NY News:  “Dolan Leaves For Rome To Become A Cardinal”

I would think he would leave for St. Louis.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald:  “Romney Squeaks By In Maine”

He hopes as Maine goes so goes the nation.

USA, Army Times:  “Troops Get Monday Off”

Good, now other nations know which day of the week to attack USA.

Canada, Toronto Star:  “Don’t  Touch A  Thing”

Just eat the stuff.

Sweden, Local:  “One In Five Swedes Believes In Ghosts”

Boo, boo, boo, boo, boo.

France, Connexion:  “Broadband For All”

That is mighty broad minded of you.

UK, Guardian:  “Bury Men Organizers”

Just let the women know where to dig them up.