Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
USA, NY News: “Dolan Leaves For Rome To Become A Cardinal”
I would think he would leave for St. Louis.
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Romney Squeaks By In Maine”
He hopes as Maine goes so goes the nation.
USA, Army Times: “Troops Get Monday Off”
Good, now other nations know which day of the week to attack USA.
Canada, Toronto Star: “Don’t Touch A Thing”
Just eat the stuff.
Sweden, Local: “One In Five Swedes Believes In Ghosts”
Boo, boo, boo, boo, boo.
France, Connexion: “Broadband For All”
That is mighty broad minded of you.
UK, Guardian: “Bury Men Organizers”
Just let the women know where to dig them up.