Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

UK,Independent:  “Dog Nazi Salute Sends Owner To Jail”

But, Adolf loved dogs, it was people who bothered him!

Sweden, Local:  “Teen Caught With Nipple Chain In Pants”

Are you certain it was not a penis chain?

USA, NY Post:  “Arrest 70 Ladies In White”

A black day for Cuba.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post:  “Deny Woman Entry To Hospital Because She Didn’t Call Ahead”

Does this apply to getting entry into Heaven?

Russia, Moscow Times:  “Nab 3 In Pussy Riot Show”

Meow, meow, meow.

Turkey, Hurriyet:  “Bus Driver Pulls Knife On Passenger”

Drive and make certain I get off at the train station!

Norway, Norway Post:  “Arrests In Pimping Crackdown”

A gal just can’t make an honest living these days.