Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: ”David Jones Forced To Walk New Path”
I assume Davie Jones will walk the path of a plank.
Norway, Norway Post: ”Lone Wolf Killer Slipped Under Radar”
There go the sheep!
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: ”Captain Of Stranded Ship Was Drunk”
Are you saying that is wrong?
Turkey, Hurriyet: ”Release Student Jailed Over Scarf”
I assume the student was jailed for self protection so she would not strangle herself.
Russia, Moscow Times: ”Putin Critic Dies Of Heart Attack”
He must have listened to another Putin speech no the glories of himself.
Ireland, Independent: “Goldman Sachs Hunts Muppet Email”
You guys can’t even stop grabbing the money of the muppets!
Germany, Spiegel: ”Greed Beginning Of Everything”
Now that sums up the Republican Platform.
Sweden, Local: ”Thief Steals Front Door”
He wanted to make certain he got into the house.