Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post:  “Ally Came In From Cold”

These days it usually is preferable if they come in from the desert.

Norway, Norway Post:  “Greater Control Over  Spy Agency”

I guess that means, “quit spying on us!”

Netherlands, Dutch News:  “Mouse Preserved For Posterity”

In my Bronx rat ridden apartment, kill them now and throw them away!

Russia, Moscow Times: “Putin Pens Platform”

Vote for me, vote for me, vote for me. What else?

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Cut Child Allowances For Wealthy”

So, who will pay for the butler? Me?

Sweden, Local:  “Consult Psychic For 81 Year Old”

I’m here, come and get me, please!

South Africa, Mail $ Guardian:  “”What A Beauty”

The New York Giants winning the Super Bowl!

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald:  “Man Shoots Self In Leg”

Big deal, Mitt Romney each night shoots himself in the mouth.