Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Portugal, Portugal News:  “Arrested For Attempted Murder”

Does that mean one is not arrested  for murder?

Ireland, Independent:  “Get Warm Send Off”

These days with weather becoming warmer what else can we do?

Australia,Sydney Morning Herald:  “How To Retire Early And Have Good Life”

Make certain you work on Wall Street.

China, China Daily:  “Eight Referred For Highway Robbery”

Sounds like highway robbery to me.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald:  “Hunt For Bones In Home”

Dem bones, den comes, den home bones!

USA, Army Times:  “I Didn’t Commit Rape”

Assault yes, rape no?

Norway, Norway Post:  “Too Sexy For Own Sex”

Another example of  transgender in action.

Finland, Sanomat:  “Fright Night For Pies”

Not getting cooked?