We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

USA, NY Daily News:  “Why Did I Go There?”

It was the only place lacking idiots with guns?

UK, Independent:  “If Boston Marathon Runners Had Guns?”

We would refer to the event as the modern Boston Massacre.

South Africa, Mail &Guardian:  “Encounter With Chickens”

Cackle, cackle..

China, China Daily:  “Out Of This World”

A day listening to American Congressmen discuss governing this nation.

Russia, Moscow Times:  “Magazine Admits To Being Stupid”

But, never as stupid as Fox News!

Turkey, Hurriyet:  “People Donate Living Kidney”

At least they can feed the hungry.

USA, aol:  “One Giant Leap For Mankind”

Congress will demand background checks to get an atomic bomb?

France, Connexion:  “Jail For Sicilian Informer”

Was this cleared with the Don?