We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
USA, NY Daily News: “Why Did I Go There?”
It was the only place lacking idiots with guns?
UK, Independent: “If Boston Marathon Runners Had Guns?”
We would refer to the event as the modern Boston Massacre.
South Africa, Mail &Guardian: “Encounter With Chickens”
China, China Daily: “Out Of This World”
A day listening to American Congressmen discuss governing this nation.
Russia, Moscow Times: “Magazine Admits To Being Stupid”
But, never as stupid as Fox News!
Turkey, Hurriyet: “People Donate Living Kidney”
At least they can feed the hungry.
USA, aol: “One Giant Leap For Mankind”
Congress will demand background checks to get an atomic bomb?
France, Connexion: “Jail For Sicilian Informer”
Was this cleared with the Don?