We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Senior Lessons To Learn”

It ain’t over until it is over.

USA, NY Post: “Men More Likely To Complain”

Of course, they are the weaker sex.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Transsexuality Redefined”

You now can have two sexes for the price of one.

Sweden, Local: “False Alarm”

Republicans passed a law that actually addressed a problem.

Netherlands, Dutch News: “Windmills Damage Unemployment”

The wind does the work?

Germany, Der Spiegel: “Investigate Fake Buddhist Monks”

He has no right to pray with hands clutching one another.

Russia, Moscow Times: “Cops Protect Traffic Officers”

No more waving arms in air.