We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Russia, Moscow Times: “Not A Single Complaint Against Putin”

I suspect people would rather not wind up in Siberia!

Toronto Star: “Airplane Woes”

The Food?

UK, Guardian: “Paris Hilton Plaything”

Her body or her mind, take your choice!

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Obama: Some Don’t Like Black President”

I suspect it is more like some don’t like an inept black president.

Sweden, Local: “One Way Mission To Mars”

For humans on planet Earth?

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Blame Floods On Gay Marriages”

I guess if you can’t make babies it turns one to making floods.