We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Man Calls Cops On Wife”

Does this fall under the “better” or the “worse” part of marriage?

Canada, Toronto Star: “MH370 Relatives Told To Go Home”

I think that’s what they want their missing people to do.

Sweden, Local: “New Diet Takes Country By Storm”

Is it “don’t eat?”

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Alternative To Politics”

Sanity, sensibility, silence?

South Africa, Mail & Guardian: “Absent Teachers”

I guess that means no apples for the teacher today.

Russia, Moscow Times: “Majority Say Putin Is Right”

And,he is right behind them with a loaded gun!

USA,aol: “Cops Keep On Getting Drunk”

Is that good or bad news?

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Warnings From Climate Scientists”

I guess they were feeling the heat.