We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Man Calls Cops On Wife”
Does this fall under the “better” or the “worse” part of marriage?
Canada, Toronto Star: “MH370 Relatives Told To Go Home”
I think that’s what they want their missing people to do.
Sweden, Local: “New Diet Takes Country By Storm”
Is it “don’t eat?”
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Alternative To Politics”
Sanity, sensibility, silence?
South Africa, Mail & Guardian: “Absent Teachers”
I guess that means no apples for the teacher today.
Russia, Moscow Times: “Majority Say Putin Is Right”
And,he is right behind them with a loaded gun!
USA,aol: “Cops Keep On Getting Drunk”
Is that good or bad news?
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Warnings From Climate Scientists”
I guess they were feeling the heat.