HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments;

Denmark, Copenhagen Post; “No Virus Found At Airport”
Wow! This is really important news!!

Australia, The Age: “Call Me Cruel, Call Me Nasty”
Call me George Bush.

Sweden, The Local: “Booze Monopoly Investigated”
Hiccup!!

Argentine, Buenos Aires Herald: “What Happens If Flu Goes Away”
It creates problems for newspapers how to fill their pages.

Finland, Helsinki Times: “Lessons From Omaha”
Keep heading west unless you want to spend your life in Omaha.

Saudi Arabia, Saudi Gazette: “Municipal Councils Not Ready To Hire Women”
Incompetent men, yes, women, no.

China, China Daily: “Replacement For Little Mermaid”
Daffy Duck?

Norway, Norway Post: “Bright Future For Norwegian Salmon”
They have built slides that lead you to the ocean.

China, Shanghai Daily: “Row Among Grave Robbers”
You get the thigh bone, I get the head bone.