Each day during the week we offer headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Sweden, The Local: “Giant Pinocchio Arrives In Sweden”
Gee, I didn’t know Bush was in Sweden.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Calling All Male Genitalia”
Fellas, let’s keep it down.
Australia, The Age: “Swimming Against The Tide”
The Republican Party?
Kuwait, Arab Times: “Baghdad”s Iceman Cometh”
I suspect the people of Baghdad would rather have a cold iceman than the warmth of bullets.
Trinidad, Express: “Et Tu Brute”
A perfect description of the administration of President Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe.
Asia, Times Of Central Asia: “Down With Nitrates, Up With Fertilizers”
I assume one form of shit is as good as the next.
Australia, The Age: “Cops Caught Speeding”
We can assume the day they were caught was not the one in which speeding tickets are being issued.
UAR, Khaleej Times: “Taliban Leader Gives Beard Warning”
Up with the beard or off with the head.
Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Sand Heads For US”
At least it’s a lot cheaper than their oil.