HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each week we offer headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

China, China Daily: “Kangeroo Survives Arrow Through Head”
This is one arrow that never got to the heart of the matter.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Journalist Charged With Killing Guppies”
Was that guppies or Yuppies?

UK, Guardian: “Sarah Palin To Publish Memoirs”
Confessions of a successful mother who insisted on safe sex.

Australia, West Australian: “Porn Star Had Sex With Helicopter Pilot”
Standing or lying down?

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Police Unarm A Bank Robber”
That makes more sense than arming him.

Russia, Moscow Times: “Honey, I Killed A Cop”
Oops, slip of a gun and there goes a mun.

Australia, The Age: “Mother Hit By $550 Birth Hike”
What is charged at discount hospitals– an arm or a leg?

Romania, Seven Times.ro: “Latest Tourist Attraction In Transylvania:
A pint of blood gets a hotel room for the night.

Italy, Corriere Della Sera: “Disobedient Ice Cream”
It melts before your eyes.

Northern Ireland, Belfast Telegraph: “Lingerie Football To Kick Off In US”
I believe they have been assigned to the panty division.

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