Each day we offer headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Water Less Than Holy At Israel Baptism Site”
Yeah, but it’s kosher!

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Court Allows Islamic School”
To do what?

Saudi Arabia, Saudi Gazette: “Limosine Crime Network Busted”
They allowed women to sit next to the driver!

UK, The Independent: “Father Hires Prostitute For 14 Year Old Son”
He was just concerned about safe sex.

Australia, The Age: “Crisis Hits Millionaires”
They are down to their last million.

Argentine, Buenos Aires Herald: “Drug Lord Found Slain”

Malta, Malta Today: “Culture Minister Defends Censorship”
He is just trying to defend culture against contamination.

Germany, Der Spiegel: “Mom Administers CPR To Baby Tiger”
Was that the tiger mom or the mom who owns the tiger?

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Are Police Biased Against Men?”
No, but they sure would prefer getting a kiss and hug from a female prisoner.

Cambodia, Phom Penh Post: “Street 136 Is Clean”
Now, as to the other hundred or so streets, well, we can’t be perfectly clean all the time.