Each day we present headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Qatar, Arab Times: “Bangladesh Police Cross Dress To Catch Criminals”
Have you ever considered the revolutionary idea of hiring female police?
Sweden, The Local: “Cockroach Invasion”
Undoubtedly another terrorist attack on the West.
Australia, Brisbane Times: “Passengers Find Body On Train”
Was it moving?
USA, Army Times: “Vice Chief- Restore Discipline”
Is the vice chief into chains and irons?
Mexico, Guadalajara Reporter: “Crossed Line Says Gay Candidate”
I assume he transgendered the line.
New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Players Told To Visit Brothels”
Before or after the game?
Papua New Guinea, The National: “Poverty, Easy Money, Attitude To Blame”
I think if you are poor you don’t have money.
Peru, Journal Peru: “Peru’s Futile War On Tardiness”
Let me think about this during my siesta.
Italy, The American: “Spooning Your Spaghetti”
Just twirl and twist and shove it down.
China, China Daily: “For The Mature Woman Who Has Everything”
A boy toy?
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Deadly Spider Hitches Ride To Denmark”
I didn’t know Don Rumsfeld was hitching rides.
