Each day we offer headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Majority Support Dog Licenses For Owners”
Dogs will be required to pick up the poop of owners or face fines.
Sweden, The Local: “Court Rejects Bid To Gag Pirates”
Instead they will be forced to walk the plank.
Uganda, New Vision: “Pallisa Dog Case Probed”
Detective Hound has been assigned to the case.
Pakistan, Daily Times: “Swimming At Beach Banned”
All swimming must occur in the water.
Philippines, Manila Times: “Taking Road Less Traveled”
If it is a road followed by Republicans, that would be the high one.
Japan, Japan Times: “Writer Writes Horror Story On Toilet Paper”
Sounds like a real smelly tale.
Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Kuwaitis In Japan Safe”
Godzilla went north.
China, China Daily: “Replacement For Little Mermaid”
A large Donald Duck.
Saudi Arabia, Saudi Gazette: “Municipal Council Not Ready To Hire Women”
They are waiting for the birth of the 18th century.