Each day we offer headlines from the world press along with our comments:
South Africa, Mail & Guardian: “Doctors Insulted”
You mean you want to pay me AFTER the operation?
Hungary, Budapest Times: “Flush With Possibilities”
The Republican program for fiscal health which is best sent down the toilet.
Pakistan, Daily Times: “Beggar Kills Salesman”
I think this story begs the question as to who is guilty.
Copenhagen Post: “Man Eaten By Tiger”
Growl and Burp!
UAR, Khaleej Times: “Britain’s Grouchiest Workers”
Members of Parliament forced to explain their expense accounts.
Saudi Arabia: “Saudis Going On Vacations Despite Swine Flu”
I guess they wanted to pig out rather than being pig sick.
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Man Cuts Off Penis To Protest Parent’s Bride Choice”
We can definitely state the parents will never become grandparents.
South Africa, Argus: “Blood Therapy Helps Latvia”
When you place Dr. Dracula in charge of a blood program it will definitely succeed.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Unusual Place To Find Thai Temple”
In Brooklyn?
Oman, Oman Tribune: “Outrage Against Curry Bashing”
Let them eat spaghetti.
