Each day we offer headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Australia, Brisbane Times: “Cop Chops Off Love Rivals Genital”
This is a hard one to discuss.
South Africa, The Star: “Security Guard Arrested For Robbery”
He did prevent robbers from stealing anything.
UK, The Independent: “Kidnapped Woman Saved By Pizza Delivery Man”
Yeah, but she asked for mushrooms not bacon topping.
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “I’m Innocent Say Pumpkin Dad”
I even shine the light of truth all night long.
Yemen, Yemen Times: “Government Denies Banning Newspaper”
Reporters are free to print any story which praises the government.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Referendum Could Be Yes But Mean No”
Or, it could be No and mean Yes.
UAR, Khaleej Times: “Drive Safe, Save Lives Campaign In Abu Dhabi”
It is OK to kill in Bahrain, but drive safe in Abu Dhabi.
Australia, Canberra Times: “GM Can Rise Again”
But, can its automobiles?
Norway, Norway Post: “Norwegian Beavers To Scotland”
They want to be in a country where everyone is frugal and works like a beaver.