Each day we offer a review of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Show And Tell Rules Under Review”
No more showing and telling what mommy and daddy do at night.

UK, The Independent: “Blond Parade Lifts Spirit In Lativia”
And, in Russia, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, China, etc…

China, China Daily: “Man Shoots Lawnmower For Not Starting”
At least this is one crime they won’t blame on the Israeli Lobby.

Sweden, The Local: “Good Sex Performance Enhances Work Performance”
So, that was Bush’s problem!!

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Bikers Bribed Guards With Prostitutes”
To do what? Isn’t there enough f—–g going on in prisons?

Saudi Arabia, Saudi Gazette: “Sharia Law Says Women Can Drive”
I believe it says they can drive camels.

Yemen, Yemen Times: “Water Sale Causes Drought”
What a surprise, sell the water and there is a drought!

Canada, Toronto Star: “Consultant Consults Herself”
Anyone out there desiring to hire me consulting myself? I come cheap.

Russia, Moscow Times: “Study Shows Russia As Authoritarian”
I wouldn’t have known this without the study.

UK, The Independent: “Police Ticket Car With Dead Man”
But, did he show up to pay the ticket?