Each day we offer headlines that appeared in the world press along with our own comments.
Sweden, The Local: “Keep Cows Indoors”
And, who gets to clean up the poop?
Australia, Brisbane Times: “Indians Retaliate After Attacks”
They attack a few wagon trains.
South Africa, Argus: “We Are Trying To Remember Happier Times”
Like the Depression.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Sports Body Backs ‘Doped’ Player”
Sounds like a dopey idea to me.
Finland, Sanomat: “Not First Time People Snoozed Through Election”
Bush victories in 2000, 2004, etc…
Australia, The Age: “Sex Games Gone Wrong”
Sex can never go wrong, no sex can.
South Africa, Star: “Security Guard Held After Theft”
I thought security guards were there to prevent thefts!
Norway, Norway Post: “Forest Fire Under Control”
It will be directed eastward towards Sweden.
Turkey, Hurriyet Daily News: “Guide Explains How To End Violence Against Women”
Simple– don’t physically or mentally abuse them.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Beavers Back”