HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

UK, The Independent: “Priest Barred For Intimate Text Messages”
Are you telling me it is ungodly to be intimate with God?

Australia, Brisbane Times: “I Shot The Prick”
Dribble, dribble, dribble.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Players Strip Off In Protest”
They wanted to display the bare results of the match.

South Africa, Argus: “Robber Flees Without Loot”
So, exactly what did he steal?

Greece, Kathimerni: “Garbage Woes Mount”
That’s what happens when you spend an entire day watching Fox News.

Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “No Ban On Filipino Maids”
Somehow, I think they will be let in because could you imagine Arabs cleaning their own houses or tents?

Czech Republic, Prague Post: “In The Beginning”
The Republican party was led by intelligent men like Lincoln and Teddy Roosevelt.

Sweden, The Local: “Royal Palace Under Survelliance”
You can’t be too careful these days.

Australia, The Age: “Salesmen Get Good Night’s Rest”
GM cancelled their dealership.

UK, Guardian: “It Takes Guts To Remain Childless”
But, it sure results in a lot more money to spend on yourself.