HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer a selection of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Doctors Graduate Without Attending Classes”
Just assign them to patients who are not sick.

Australia, Brisbane Times: “What To Do About A Horror Hotel”
Make Don Rumsfeld its manager.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Christian Schools Suspected Of Teaching Creationism”
You mean to tell me the Flintstones did not rid on dinosaurs?

Sweden, The Local: “Nineties Babies Face Housing Shortage”
Next time get born in the eighties.

UK, The Independent: “New Intelligence Chief Appointed”
That’s an oxymoron.

UAR, Arab Times: Philippine Lawmakers Want Dead To Stop Voting”
Send them to Chicago, they know how to handle the dead voting.

USA, Army Times: “Unfit Deployment”
Any soldier sent to fight is involved in an unfit deployment.

Sweden, The Local: “Failing Students Can Sit An Extra Year”
And, what happens if they fail again?

Pakistan, Daily Times: “Survey of Eunuchs In Pakistan”
I think we ought to cut this story from the paper.

Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Experts Threaten Sit In”
That’s not very smart of them.

UK, Guardian: “Agency Offers Gay Marriage And Fertility Deal”
I assume they believe in immaculate conception as part of the deal.