Each week we offer headlines that appeared in the world press along with our commentary.
Norway, Aftenposten: “Albino Moose In Danger”
There are reports the albino moose are fooling around with brown colored moose.
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Where There Is Smoke”
There is smoke.
Saudi Arabia, Saudi Gazette: “Half Moon Hot Rodders To Be Jailed”
They will be released at the full moon.
Canada, Toronto Star: “Call For Garbage Ambassador”
Something smells about this story.
Sweden, The Local: “Right of Swedish Girls To Take Clothes Off”
That right is strongly supported by Swedish men.
Australia, Canberra Times: “Danger of Homosexuality”
For homosexuals or non-homosexuals?
Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “German Delighted With Double Arm Transplant”
Let’s give this a round of applause.
Israel, Haaretz: “Iranians Launch Women Only Car”
However, the cars were made by men and their fingerprints are on them.
Norway, Aftenposten: “Save Christmas Campaign Quits”
It will be replaced by a Save Hannukah campaign.
UK, The Independent: “Prostitutes Offered Whore Miles”
They can be used for ridging you know what.
Finland, Sanomat: “Dumb And Mean”
McCain and Palin.
Qatar, Arab Times: “Can Elephants Revive Tourist Trade?”
I’ll have to dig into my memory to see if that can happen.
Sweden, The Local: “Doctor Mistakes Ovary For Appendix”
Well, they both were inside the body.