Headlines From The World Press

Each week we offer headlines that appeared in the world press along with our commentary.

Norway, Aftenposten: “Albino Moose In Danger”
There are reports the albino moose are fooling around with brown colored moose.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Where There Is Smoke”
There is smoke.

Saudi Arabia, Saudi Gazette: “Half Moon Hot Rodders To Be Jailed”
They will be released at the full moon.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Call For Garbage Ambassador”
Something smells about this story.

Sweden, The Local: “Right of Swedish Girls To Take Clothes Off”
That right is strongly supported by Swedish men.

Australia, Canberra Times: “Danger of Homosexuality”
For homosexuals or non-homosexuals?

Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “German Delighted With Double Arm Transplant”
Let’s give this a round of applause.

Israel, Haaretz: “Iranians Launch Women Only Car”
However, the cars were made by men and their fingerprints are on them.

Norway, Aftenposten: “Save Christmas Campaign Quits”
It will be replaced by a Save Hannukah campaign.

UK, The Independent: “Prostitutes Offered Whore Miles”
They can be used for ridging you know what.

Finland, Sanomat: “Dumb And Mean”
McCain and Palin.

Qatar, Arab Times: “Can Elephants Revive Tourist Trade?”
I’ll have to dig into my memory to see if that can happen.

Sweden, The Local: “Doctor Mistakes Ovary For Appendix”
Well, they both were inside the body.