HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer a selection of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Saudi Prince Backs Women Sports”
I am certain they will do a wonderful job running down the basketball court clad in their burqas.

USA, NY Daily News: “You Have Urinated On My Jacket”
That doesn’t bother me so much as bankers shitting on my money.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Trash Buildup Could Be Worse”
The Republican Party could be in charge.

USA, Army Times: “Korean War Casualty Returns Home”
I guess this is what is meant by a slow boat from Japan.

UK, The Independent: “Brown Insulted Polish President”
I guess he asked him how many Polish presidents does it take to put in a light bulb.

South Africa, Argus: “Out Homosexual Devil”
Oh, those gays and lesbians are devilish.

Sweden, The Local: “Gang Of Geriatic Kidnappers”
I guess it is life in jail for them.

Saudi Arabia, Saudi Gazette: “Use Of Drugs Increases During Exams”
The students just wanted to get high grades.

China, China Daily: “Berlusconi Denies Paying Women”
I guess when you are a billionaire the women pay you.

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