Each day we offer a selection of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Doctor Accused Of Sex With Patient”
This is termed hands-on healing.

Sweden, The Local: “Inmates Commit Crimes Using Prison Phones”
I believe prison phones are for the exclusive use of criminals so what is your complaint?

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Let Artic Thaw Begin”
Oh well, there goes Long Island.

Israel, Haaretz: “Poland’s First Gay Rabbi”
Up to this point all we have had are sad Polish rabbis.

USA, NY Post: “Learn Foreign Language In 10 Days”
And, lose it in one.

Saudi Arabia, Saudi Gazette: “Bones Found In Graveyard”
So, you were expecting live bodies?

USA, St. Louis Post Dispatch: “Torso Found At Rest Stop”
It is a Rest Stop!

Canada, Toronto Star: “Man Has Grey Hair”
So, you were expecting black at age 95?

China, China Daily: “China Opens Peacekeeping Center”
Here soldiers learn how to keep protestors peaceful by bashing in their heads.

Australia, The Age: “Indonesia To Stop Sending Maids To Malaysia”
I suspect there will be plenty of dirty toilets in Malaysia.