Each day we offer a selection of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Hungary, Budapest Times: “Lost And Without Direction”
The Republican party?
Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Kuwait Launches Smart Cards”
So, what type of cards do dumb people get — dumb cards?
Germany, The Local: “Police Take First Class Train Seats”
No one ever said the police were second class people.
USA, Newsday: “Lose Fifteen Pounds In 10 Days”
Gain them back in one.
Canada, Toronto Star: “Man Killed In Waterloo Crash”
He was identified as Napoleon Bonaparte.
USA, Army Times: “World War II Veteran Gets Medal”
At least they have gotten all WWI veterans their medals on time.
Greece, Kathimerini: “No One Can Be Immune From The Law”
Oh yeah, Wall street bankers, hedge fund managers, large corporations, etc…
Israel, Jerusalem Post: “Palestine Has Not Destiny”
No at long as Netanyahu and Lieberman are in charge.
Australia, Brisbane Times: “Michael Jackson Dead”
Can you prove it?
UK, The Independent: “Madoff Jailed For 150 Years”
Yeah, but he can get a parole in fifty years!