Each week we offer a survey of headlines that appeared in the world press.

Sweden, The Local: “Storm in a D Cup”
I breastlessly await this story.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Hospital Going To The Dogs”
What do you expect, it is a Veterinarian hospital.

Norway, Aftenposten: “Desperate For Victory”
Republicans, and they will do any desperate act to achieve it.

Australia, Brisbane Times: Penis In School Bag”
In my youth, we brought apples for the teacher.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Police Want Reform Plan Reformed”
I get the feeling a police plan is going to be reformed.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Man Get Jail For Mouse Cruelty”
John Cat was sentenced to run through a maze.

Sweden, The Local: “Coffee Makes Women Breasts Smaller”
Miss, I gather you want a cup of tea?

United Kingdom, The Independent: ‘If You’re A Criminal, You’ll Be Safe In Somalia”
Actually, you would be a lot safer working in the White House.

Australia, Canberra Times: “By The Way, We Are Going Broke”
The battle cry of Wall Street.

Noway, Aftenposten: “Committee Wants Flower Children In Prison”
At least they will get the prisoners high on love and peace.