HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer a selection of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Mixed Results From Pepper Spray”
Have you tried salt?

UK, The Independent: “757 Near Misses With Lawnmowers”
Is that missing the grass or people?

Sweden, The Local: “Docs Clears Over Misplaced Colon”
Did you say this goes in the stomach or arm or brain?

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Devil Puts On Brave Face”
What else can you do when suddenly Rumsfeld and Cheney show up the same day?

Israel, Jerusalem Post: “Hip Hop Shabbat Brings Back Youth”
Where in the Torah does it say hip hop is kosher?

South Africa, Mail & Guardian: “If You Can’t Beat Them, Blow Them Away”
American strategy in Afghanistan?

Czech Republic, Prague Post: “Porn Identity”
They got me again and I’m the governor of South Carolina.

UK, Guardian: “Vicar Held In Sham Marriage Inquiry”
Is it the vicar who is sham or the marriage?

South Africa, Argus: “Sick Turtles Rescued”
They just pulled in their heads from the world.