HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer a selection of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Finland, Helsinki Times: “Estonian Island Retreats”
If I was an island and getting closer to Putin Russia, you are darn sure I will move away.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Send Criminal Kids To Boot Camp”
Sure, teach them how to use guns and military ideas.

Egypt, Egyptian Daily News: “I Am A Survivor”
I survived Bush, Cheney, and Rumsfeld. I can survive anything.

South Africa, Argus: “Northern Dogs Nosiest”
Yeah, but they don’t growl with a southern accent!

UK, The Independent: “I’m No Thug Says Burger”
I let myself get broiled and tanned and never put up a fight.

Australia, West Australian: “How Would You Spend $190 Million?”
Slowly and carefully.

UK, Guardian: “How Are You Keeping Your Cool?”
By not listening to Fox News.

USA, NY Daily News: “Mugged By A Bear”
When you are in Missouri, don’t drink Coors or you will get mugged by bears.

Australia, Canberra Times: “Porno For Educators”
Any standardized test.

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