Each day we offer a selection of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Australia, Brisbane Times: “Four Sent Home Over Sex Games”
I agree, home is a much better place to engage in sex games.
Sweden, The Local: “Man Bashed By Urinating Gang”
I assume the action came after the comment, ‘piss on you.”
Saudi Arabia, Saudi Gazette: “Death A Reality”
Not to me at age 78!
Canada, Toronto Star: “Soldier Dies In Hospital”
This headlines is equivalent to, “money found in bank.”
UK, Guardian: “Newman Moves Closer To Sainthood”
I hope Catholics realize Paul Newman was Jewish.
Israel, Haaretz: “Let’s Convert Michael Jackson To Judaism”
Look, Jews have enough “touritz” in life without adding Michael Jackson.
UAR, Khaleej Times: “Schools End Corporal Punishment”
A big slap on the back for this action.
UK, The Independent: “Woman Laid Dead For Five Years”
Well, that certainly cut down on the food bills.
Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Kuwait Gets Ready For Teacher’s Day”
I trust all children have been provided with an apple.