Each day we offer a summary of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Ten Men Hurt In Bull Run”
Sounds like a lot of bull to me.

Canada, Toronto Star: “LaToya Jackson Says Michael Murdered”
We have it on authoritative sources he was murdered by the Mossad acting on orders of the Jewish lobby.

Sweden, The Local: “How Do I Know If My Doctor Is Good”
I’m alive and he is dead.

China, China Daily: “China To Reveal Most Dangerous Schools”
It is easy, any in which teachers and students speak freely.

Australia, Smith.Com: “Breathless Sex Simmers”
Let me take a deep breath while I cool off.

Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Recruitment Firms Hit Hard By Recession”
I guess it is time to recruit recruiters downsized by the recession.

Saudi Arabia, Saudi Gazette: “Fully Grown Beards A Must For Hai’a Posts”
Are rabbis accepted for the post– they have fully grown beards?

UK, The Independent: “Doctors Prescribe Sedatives For No Reason”
The sedatives for no reason doesn’t bother me so much as the operations for no reason.

Sweden, The Local: “Hungry Thief Unmasked By Regurgitated Pizza”
God, this story makes me want to throw up.